Welcome to the Weekend Watch. Where we try to point you towards the best ways to spend your viewing time (or, at least, steer you clear of the garbage).
Loren: Fine whatever, but how come it keeps changing size? Sometimes it’s a really big shark and sometimes it’s the size of like 3 submarines. Make up your mind.
RDT: This movie looks absolutely ridiculous. In.
Rick: If Statham doesn’t punch a shark I’m going to be disappointed.
Loren: We’ve gotten to the point where they make movies about Creepy Pasta. See ya later world, I’m out.
RDT: Wow. If Rick’s not into it, I sure as hell ain’t gonna watch it.
Rick: Snore. I’m with Jen on this one.
Jen: Meh. I’d rather re-watch Beware the Slenderman, the HBO doc. It is far creepier.
Loren: Oh yes. This looks fantastic, and I’m not usually a Spike Lee guy.
RDT: People are saying this could be Spike Lee’s best film ever. So, yeah, in (eventually).
Rick: Early reviews are putting this on par with Do the Right Thing. Absolutely in.
Jen: Yep, the pedigree is strong, the politics are relevant, and I laughed. In.
Loren: Is this supposed to be like New Years Eve but for dogs? I mean dogs are super cute and all but I don’t think I’d waste my time on this movie. I’d rather just go to @dog_rates instead.
RDT: Well doesn’t this just look like a terrible movie. Yes it does! Yes it does!
Rick: Look, I love dogs as much as the next person, but this might be the most generic movie to ever movie. Pass.
Jen: Did Garry Marshall come back from the dead to direct one more movie? (Damn, Jen, that’s cold…. –RDT)