Welcome to the Weekend Watch. Where we try to point you towards the best ways to spend your viewing time (or, at least, steer you clear of the garbage).
Movies
Independence Day: Resurgence
Loren: Maybe it’s just me but I’m not super into this. I’m not all about the wanton destruction of cities, hence my feelings on Man of Steel. I guess Roland Emmerich and I have a difference of opinion on movies. And that’s fine.
RDT: Nostalgically, I do, kind of, want to see this. But, like Loren says above, I’m also pretty burnt out on city after city after city being destroyed. I dunno, maybe I’ll just see Finding Dory instead.
Rick: I’m down with this. I enjoy me some disaster movies, even the lower-tier Irwin Allen efforts (I’m looking at you, The Swarm). I actually appreciate that they waited twenty years to make a sequel. Not to get all high-minded about it, but it makes sense from a storytelling standpoint. Whether it’s good or not remains to be seen but, for me, all it needs to be is a ridiculous popcorn movie and I’ll be satisfied.
Jen: I had trouble with the mass casualties in the first one so I don’t think my feelings on this will be any different. On the other hand, Jeff Goldblum’s still got it. One the other, other hand, Lesser Hemsworth doesn’t. On the other, other, other hand, what is “it” anyway? I’m running out of hands.
The Shallows
Loren: That’s a surprisingly good trailer. Look, we all knew Blake Lively was attractive, but I won’t lie, I wasn’t sure she could hold a movie on her own. Hopefully this proves me wrong. I did see a review headline that said this was better than Jaws. I kinda highly doubt that, though.
RDT: I don’t swim in the ocean. Literally, I will not go in past my knees. Why? Because there are things in there. Living things. Things that will eat me (and, based on my diet, one can only assume I would be delicious). Does that mean I won’t see this movie? Dunno. Maybe. Maybe not. **shrugs**
Rick: I feel like this is just a big budget riff on Open Water. Given Sony’s track record with quality movies lately, I have my doubts.
Jen: Is Jaws on Netflix? I really could watch that again right now. I think I’d be more interested if it wasn’t yet another shark movie. Couldn’t it be, I don’t know, a rogue sea lion or something?